Math Jokes :

Girl : "Do you love your math more than me?"
Boy : "Of course not, dear - I love you much more."
Girl : "Then prove it!"
Boy : "OK... Let R be the set of all lovable objects..."

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Q:What is a dilemma?
A: A lemma that proves two results.

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A Mathematician (M) and an Engineer (E) attend a lecture by a Physicist. The topic concerns Kulza-Klein theories involving physical processes that occur in spaces with dimensions of 9, 12 and even higher. M is sitting, clearly enjoying the lecture, while E is frowning and looking generally confused and puzzled. By the end E has a terrible headache. At the end, M comments about the wonderful lecture.
E: "How do you understand this stuff?"
M: "I just visualize the process"
E: "How can you POSSIBLY visualize something that occurs in 9-dimensional space?"
M: "Easy, first visualize it in N-dimensional space, then let N go to 9"

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